Last weekend while out at a rather expensive upper class restaurant on a date, after a few alcoholic beverages I felt the need to make a trip to the bathroom before desert. As I opened the main door I was surprised to find a couple of old men (easily 75+) making their way to the urinals while chatting with one another.
As per urinal etiquette, I made my way to the furthest one away from the old men although while draining my body, I heard the older men whispering to themselves with “ohhhh” and “ahhhh”. As this was rather a little unusual I decided to slightly look over in their direction (OFCOURSE keeping my level of sight WAY ABOVE what no one wants to see) and noticed one of the men with both hands resting on top of his urinal, I assumed to balance himself. Read more…



