IDidItMyWay

What if you found out that your company was ‘restructuring’ and that a number of employees would be let go soon? Would you A) start looking for a new job? B) start kissing your bosses arse C) Hire a 6 Colombian hit man to kill your boss before he has the chance to fire you?

Well apparently if you’re Spanish you probably would have answered ‘C’ like this idiot.

Spanish police have arrested a man whom they suspect hired contract killers to murder his boss in a desperate bid to avoid being laid off

What a fucking idiot!! Did he honestly believe this would work? Did he honest think that all the ‘restructuring’ plans were ONLY in the bosses fucking head?

Besides the above, why go to the fucking extreme length of hiring 6 hit men when it would seem he could have easier killed the guy himself and A) saved money B) possible not got caught as half the world wouldn’t have been ‘in’ on it.

As most Idiot of The Week winners, there is always someone or something that helps put them above the rest and this case was no different.

In fear of losing his job, the head of services, through his sister, contracted a team of six Colombians who planned and carried out the killing, El Pais reported.

So not only could this dickhead not kill his boss himself but he also couldn’t arrange it by himself. This really raises another important question of is his sister fucking nuts also!! Seriously if my brother or sister came to me with this plan and was like “Hey.. ummm do you think you could get maybe 5 or 6 Colombian hit man to kill my boss so he doesn’t fire me?” my first reaction would be to punch him/her for being a fucking retard.

I guess the only positive of the story is that the parents are probably proud of their kids working so well together, of plus the fact they will save money every Christmas now as they won’t need to buy them Christmas presents anymore.

Note: No the picture isn’t of the hit man but it would have been so much fucking awesome if it was

While shopping the only time you go to the food court is when you are hungry right? Well not in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. It seems that you can now pick up a hooker while there.
What I don’t understand is though, after reading this story is appear that the prostitutes are all woman, yet everyone knows that men really only go shopping either with their girlfriends, wives of mothers and the only time men go by themselves they sure as hell don’t stop for a bite to eat alone in the fucking food court. So who they fuck are theses chicks actually soliciting?

Anyway apparently after they hook a guy in, they lead him back to their nearby apartment for sex at the bargain price of around US$30 – US$40. (at least its more than a box of chips)

Each “session” costs customers between RM100 and RM150, regardless of the woman’s age

As I have no experience with hookers I don’t really know what a decent price would be but I would assume that 30-40 bucks is fuck all but still I’m thinking this could either be a good deal or an extremely bad deal. Besides the possibility of catching some disease that will make your dick drop off there is the additional problem of different ages = same price.

This policy would be like a car rental company charging the same for a 1975 Toyota as a 2008 Ferrari. Just imagine you get the chick that looks the hottest at the time, you get your ‘session’ then upon your exist you see some fucking smoking hot much younger hooker who makes the one you just had your ‘session’ with look like an old chewed up and spat out piece of meat, I guaranfuckingtee you are going to be pissed off.

Most of the women seen during the day were middle-aged while the young ones appeared at night.

What the fuck? I would have thought it would be the other way, at least the night light and all the alcohol most guys would have had could at least make the old cougars a little more attractive.

Overall I guess in a way it does make sense for these girls to look in food courts for potential customers though, as all men know what the answer would be if it comes down to a choice between food or freaky stranger sex…… fuck females are smart!!

In 2007 the ‘Bhut Jolokia’ chili was confirmed to be the hottest chilli is the world. It is suppose to be up to 1,000 times hotter than commonly used kitchen chili. There is a ton of youtube videos of idiots trying to eat one with most failing.

Anyway today I was reading a story about how Indian scientists are going to put the chili powder into hand grenades in the hope the devices will be used to control rioters.

This is so not going to work, I say this because we all know how fucking painful it is when you get an average chili it in your eye and how instead of ‘calming’ you down it fires you the fuck up!! So rioters who are already rioting will react to the extra strength with additional strength.

But the ideas don’t stop there, they are also planning on spreading the powder on the fences around army barracks in the hope the strong smell will keep out animals.. are they fucking stupid? Why would they even bother doing this shit, I’m sure that all the fucking rotten incense they are constantly burning already keeps away any living thing.

How often do your friends ask if you would do something fucking disgusting, then when you say no they reply with ‘well would you do it for a million dollars?”. Just about everything and anyone can be brought in life for that much so it is a stupid fucking question.

But when it comes to sex what would be your absolute lowest price to fuck a stranger?

Well for Lahoma Sue Smith the answer was for the box of fucking potato chips in the back of some dudes car!! That’s right, fucking potato chips!! If she is willing to suck a dick for a box of chips just imagine the shit she would do for this

To make things seem even worse (if they could be), the 32 year old man on the other side of this deal didn’t even buy them; he stole the box from work earlier in the day.

The man confessed that he was in the area to pick up a prostitute, but had no money. So he offered Smith a box of Frito-Lay chips valued at $30, for sex.

I must admit this dude deserves some respect; basically he went cruising for a hooker knowing he had no cash but knew because of his manly charm that he would be able to work out a deal for his ‘sweet sweet’ box of chips.

But seriously, fucking come on… how fucking bad is you life when your sucking someone’s dick for a packet of chips. Fuck I wouldn’t let someone touch my left arse cheek for less than a 50 note (unless she is fucking smoking how in which case it would of course be free of charge).

I guess the real positive of this story is that she would have been able to erase the nasty taste of a desperate dick out of her mouth semi quickly with the chips… let’s just hope there was some dude a little further down the road who works for a bottled water company as everyone knows potato chips make you thirsty are fuck!