Last weekend while out at a rather expensive upper class restaurant on a date, after a few alcoholic beverages I felt the need to make a trip to the bathroom before desert. As I opened the main door I was surprised to find a couple of old men (easily 75+) making their way to the urinals while chatting with one another.

As per urinal etiquette, I made my way to the furthest one away from the old men although while draining my body, I heard the older men whispering to themselves with “ohhhh” and “ahhhh”. As this was rather a little unusual I decided to slightly look over in their direction (OFCOURSE keeping my level of sight WAY ABOVE what no one wants to see) and noticed one of the men with both hands resting on top of his urinal, I assumed to balance himself. Read more…

Remember when you were too young to go to clubs and bars and you would see older people at house/street parties and wonder why the fuck they would be hanging out there rather than chilling at a club.

The truth is, it might not have been the day after your first club visit, perhaps not the next week, month or even year but eventually you start to realise that  going to clubs is hugely overrated when compared to the ‘out of control house party’ you used to attend.

Think not..? Well just take a minute to remember getting drunk out of your mind ‘on your way’ to the party that strangely only one of your friend’s knew the way there. Read more…

How uncomfortable is a train trip when you have some idiot who has chosen to sit face on to the direction of the entire fucking carriage and look directly back at everyone. Why on earth anyone would want to sit in that stupid back seat is beyond me.

Today on the train, there was some idiot who got on and walked passed a number of available seats on his way to the very end seat to then face everyone. So this meant that I had to look at this dickhead for almost 90minutes before he finally got off. This got me thinking, what other seat people do I hate? I then remembered just how much i hate people who position the seats the wrong way so it is either a group of 4 or 6. Read more…

On Saturday while walking around Circular Quay in Sydney I noticed an above average looking chick holding up one of those ‘free hugs’ signs that were all over the tv years ago, as I got closer I noticed there was even an old dude with the same sign right next to her. Amazed by the situation and contrasting choice available, I stood there staring to see what kind of people want hugs from these sign baring strangers while also pondering why these idiots would waste a perfect weathered Saturday to let complete fucking strangers feel them up.

Don’t get me wrong, hugs can be alright when you know the person or they can even be a pretty smooth way of trying to get in with a chick at a club (you know the ‘heyyyyyyyy’ hugs) but in both cases you have the choice of who you are/attempting to hug. Not in these idiots case, they are standing their inviting any fucking body to come and get in grab/squeeze. Read more…

iphonesmart Is there any cooler way to make that important phone call to your special friend than with an iPhone.

Recently while I was in a coffee shop patiently waiting for my drink, I looked around and noticed a number of coffee lovers playing around on their iPhones. This got me thinking about what these not only technologically aware but also savvy people probably do for a living, which then lead on how their primary use for such a high tech price of technology is probably used every moment of the day to complete multimillion dollar business deals (of course in between these deals playing games and shit).

Visually comparing these blessed individuals for links quickly found there are many; Read more…

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