IDidItMyWay

Every week now someone is selling their virginity online. As I write this someone, somewhere is probably thinking about selling their virginity and buying a new Prada bag with the money.

How stupid are these people? What if the highest bidder is some old bastard who has aids and wants to pass it on? So basically this ‘publicized’ virgin would be aids infected from the go and more than likely wouldn’t even dream about going to be tested as they would think ‘huh what are the odds?’.

What is there to gain out of selling your virginity also? How would you explain that to your future partner when they google your name and a local news story of your online auction comes up. This is a really big problem in Japan at the moment also, except not as publicized.  Young girls in Japan actually are doing this on a daily basis and for far less then these online virgin celebrity are getting through what is known as ‘Enjo kōsai’ in English ‘Compensated Dating’ where school girls arrange dates with men in exchange for money. In many cases the dates lead to a love hotel and the rest is history. These guys like the online idiots either don’t see the danger or simply ignore it.

Although it’s very very difficult for a parent to know that their kids are doing all this shit I swear if I found out my kid ever did I would fucking beat the shit out of the guys taking advantage of these fucked up situations.

Anyone wanting to know more about ‘Enjo kōsai’ I suggest watching the japanese movie Love & Pop or there is an interesting article explaining a school girls experience with compensated dating on timeasia.

While doing my usual cruise of the internet I came across this gem of a site Sexypeople-blog.com which basically is the exact opposite of what you think it is. Every day at least one new fucked up in the looks department side of things person is posted on the site.

This got me thinking back to my early school days and how I remember there was kids who picked their noses, kids shitting and pissing themselves, kids who looked like they just rolled out of a dump truck the list goes on. Back in the day these kids just scared the shit out of me so of course I never went near any of them; I instead chose to observe from a distance.

Now in hindsight I can see a clear similarity that connects all these kids, other than the fact they were all fucking disgusting, they were all fucking dumb and weird looking as well. So correct me if I’m wrong (but I know I’m not so don’t bother trying to) but all ugly kids are dumb with most of them being disgusting in some way. Was it their choice to be like this? Probably not so when they grow up and kill their even more retarded parents we should all cheer that there are less stupid people left on earth.

I swear when I have kids, if they turn out to be anything under a 9 (I may let an 8 slide) in the looks department I’m pushing that fucker back in and demanding a replacement immediately.

Last week I came across an Australian news story where a man has been charged with possessing child pornography because he had pictures of The Simpsons and Pokemon naked and performing sex acts on each other.

What the fuck has the world seriously come to when pictures of cartoon characters are being classed as bad as true child pornography photographs.  Judging from this case if you or I opened MS Paint, drew a stick figure baby with big tits or a dick we could probably be charged with producing child pornography. Even worse if we sent it to a friend with a funny joke on it (perhaps his/her name) we could also be charged with distribution of child pornography meaning a fucking lengthy jail sentence.

This world is every day becoming more fucked up; some people who are making the important decisions in the world are simply fucking everything up instead. If I was president or prime minister I would make everything so fucking awesome…  hmmm perhaps I should start a political party now that I have so much spare time at the moment.

Lately I have been seeing more and more old people still working in places like McDonalds and shit. It could be due to current state of the world financially or it could be because they think they aren’t old.

Every second week on tv and in the papers there are news stories that 40 is the new 30, 50 is the new 30 and I’m presuming before the end of the year 100 will be the new 30. Fuck why can’t people get over getting old. Just because the paper says your age is the new 30 doesn’t mean you’re not going to die soon.

Another thing I can’t fucking stand at the moment are MILF wannabes. Who the fuck out there are they serious fooling? When I see them the first thing that comes to mind is ‘dirty old slut/hooker’. You all know the ones I’m talking about… the ones who wear mini shirts with cellulite and shit shaking all over the place when they walk in front of you. It’s the absolute fucking worse when you behind them going up and escalator. I literally have to look in another direction to stop myself from throwing up all over the fat legs.

Don’t get me wrong I’m sure it’s not just and old woman issue. I also can’t stand shithead men who for some reason or another think they live in Hawaii and must wear the huge Hawaiian shirts while shopping with their fake blonde wives.

When I get old all I’m doing every day is smoking a pipe, getting shit drunk and ‘accidently’ forgetting to pay for shit while out shopping. Fuck I can’t wait!!

Why is it when on holiday people think it’s great to look like a complete dickhead? Today I was cruising through flickr.com looking at peoples stupid pictures and came across a ton of idiots who think it’s funny/original to pretend to hold up The Leaning Tower of Pisa.

After doing this research it has been revealed that it’s not only modern idiots doing it but it seems to be a behavior that has been happening for many decades now.  In fact it’s quite possible someone you know may have at one point keep the idiot dream alive and may even try to sell the stance to anyone who will look through their holiday snaps.

OK OK so if it was so bad why would I write about it here also then? Well that’s because I managed to find an upside to this issue and that is the innovative people who now go there on a regular basis to see how many idiots they can capture in one frame in the leaning position. Just from my 5 minutes of looking into the sport I managed to find a few contestant entries with the most being 4 people in a shot.

Knowing this exciting twist to the story, if i live closer I guarantee I’d capture the mostest!!