Lately I have been seeing more and more old people 
still working in places like McDonalds and shit. It could be due to current state of the world financially or it could be because they think they aren’t old.
Every second week on tv and in the papers there are news stories that 40 is the new 30, 50 is the new 30 and I’m presuming before the end of the year 100 will be the new 30. Fuck why can’t people get over getting old. Just because the paper says your age is the new 30 doesn’t mean you’re not going to die soon.
Another thing I can’t fucking stand at the moment are MILF wannabes. Who the fuck out there are they serious fooling? When I see them the first thing that comes to mind is ‘dirty old slut/hooker’. You all know the ones I’m talking about… the ones who wear mini shirts with cellulite and shit shaking all over the place when they walk in front of you. It’s the absolute fucking worse when you behind them going up and escalator. I literally have to look in another direction to stop myself from throwing up all over the fat legs.
Don’t get me wrong I’m sure it’s not just and old woman issue. I also can’t stand shithead men who for some reason or another think they live in Hawaii and must wear the huge Hawaiian shirts while shopping with their fake blonde wives.
When I get old all I’m doing every day is smoking a pipe, getting shit drunk and ‘accidently’ forgetting to pay for shit while out shopping. Fuck I can’t wait!!