IDidItMyWay

Over the last two days one of my works biggest suppliers have had a huge issue and it has resulted in thousands of people being effected and not receiving email etc.. Anyway this one fucking idiot keeps calling me up every 20minutes and having a fucking baby whine about how and why it’s not right.

In all honesty I don’t give two fucks if he has been waiting for an important email to arrive but I stay professional and give the fucking idiot all the answers he wants. Then the polesmoker turns around and complains about why I am telling him that. The funny thing about this idiot is that he truly believes he is the only one in the world who is affected.

I fucking hate people like this, people who fucking call and call and no matter what you tell them they don’t want to listen. I wish to good that he would come into the office to see how tough he is face to face opposed to purely over the phone.
Fucking idiots…..

For awhile now I have been trying to this of a weekly theme which I would do every Friday afternoon which would keep all you fuckers happy. I thought about girls of the world but it’s already done. I thought of awesome T-shirt of the week, done. These are just two of many ideas, but just as I thought the is nothing out there cool enough for me to post on a regular basis BAM an idiot come my way and has given me the theme of Idiot of the week where every Friday I’ll point out some idiot who has done something that everyone else can point and laugh at.

Week 1 we are starting off with a idiot of grand scale the ‘Washington Nationals’ or should I say ‘Natinals’. In a game last Friday against the Florida Marlins players were seen in misspelt team jerseys. How the fuck does someone screw this up? They are a professional fucking baseball team competing in the most popular sporting competition in America yet some idiot obviously can spell the Team name.

I so fucking wish this had happened to either the Red Sox or White Sox instead though, just imagine how much more fucking awesome it would have been if some idiot used E instead of the O.

I’m not always that serious on this blog but today needs to be an exception because only moments ago I was informed of a lady in England who is encouraging group sex, midget sex and more importantly public indecency of little people everyday all in her very front yard.

Ok you have probably noticed the picture on the left so know that everything I just said was complete fucking bullshit but that’s what the ladies neighbor has said to the local council and now the gnomes have to either wear clothes or she will be fined or prosecuted. Seriously this is right up there with my post a few weeks ago about how cartoon pornography is now the same as child pornography.

If this old bitch doesn’t comply with the council’s demands what the fuck will the police write on her fine? Soliciting public Child/dwarf nudity, or even better if she placed the two fat girl gnomes on top of each other perhaps she would be in the lock up for also encouraging Same Sex intercourse.

What a fucking sad world we now live in where anything and everything is offensive to at least one person out there meaning they fuck it up for everyone else. Anyway before you go getting yourself up set about what lays ahead for this lady and her gnomes, I truly believe that the government will be completely sympathetic as soon as they see she looks like a fucking fat gnome herself.

In a quick update to yesterdays story, it seems that the girl’s mother as predicted didn’t think that selling the kid was the smartest decision on the fathers behalf so
rather than go toe to toe with him she thought she would try and belt the shit out of his new wife.

The video can be seen on TMZ but what TMZ didn’t report but I can break the news here is that the mother is only pissed off because apparently the father had no intention of giving the mother a cut of his potential payday.

Why the fuck would this idiot go and have a punch up in the street? Any fucking chance of her now gaining custody of the kid just flew out the window. Adding further to the fact that she is a just as much of a fucking idiot as the dad is the fact she didn’t go for the hair in the fight nor the other bitches bra, seriously if I was a chick that would be my first two moves mother fuckers.

Last week I posted about how some idiot who sold his 14yr old daughter for $16,000, well it now seems that quite possible after reading my post a poor as fuck father of Slumdog Millionaire child star Rubina Ali got the idea to try and sell his nine-year-old daughter too. Now don’t get me wrong when I called him poor as fuck I was careful not to insult his intelligence as this guy is after £200,000 which at the current exchange rate is around US$294,724.

I could easily rehash all my previous thoughts on how selling your daughter probably isn’t the brightest idea a dad should have, so I would rather think how he has valued his daughter as being worth $278,724 more than the other girl.

Sure she is kind of a movie star (well only to people who have seen that movie which is note I) so who would be the potential buyers? Perhaps some semi lonely guy who has always dreamed of dating a movie star, but as she is only 9 at the moment it’s probably a bad investment because if he purchased her today he would have to feed her etc, for at least the next 9 years until he could pull the moves out.

Perhaps there is a desperate couple out there who is unable to currently have children and would love to have one and rather than waiting in an adoption queue they could simply transfer the funds while the dad shipped them the kid? (although shipping is probably not included in the asking price) In saying that it would make even more sense if the couple is super super wealthy and lives in a ‘keeping up with the Joneses’ type street. Because seriously how could any of your fucking neighbors up stage you after buying an underage Indian child actress who was in an Academy Awarded film. There simply is no topping that… is there?

My last possible candidate for the purchase would be none other than Brad and Angelina because maybe just maybe they have a spare spot in their kids of the world collection for an Indian?