Today I read a new story about an American family who beat the shit out of their son and swung him around in the air to ‘get rid of a demon’. 
Apparently the father originally purchased a statue which he believed was possessed by the devil so he go a budda to bury it. After this he start throwing all his shit over the balcony with the final straw being his 3 year old kid.
Why the fuck do religious people do such weird things? Like that fucking weird Silas in that Da Vinci Code movie with him whipping himself with a metal cilice as a form of corporal mortification. Serious what fucking god wants to see his/her people doing that shit. Or that other fucking idiot Osama and how he is using Religion as a motive to hate American (and Bush at the time). Did bush ever give a shit who Allah was? He probably didn’t even know what the fuck Allah was suppose to be. But it goes to show how promising people something that they can’t prove you can’t offer really works in getting them to do anything.
So this got me thinking of other people doing shitting things and wondering what must make them do it, Strippers, prostitutes do it for the money. Public rest room cleaners do it for the money. This you would say is logical as at least they know they are going to get the money. But when it comes to religious freaks just telling someone they may get something is as good as the real thing in the eyes. I mean c’mon those dickheads who flew the planes in 911, they gained absolutely nothing (that is unless they are still up stairs with all their promised virgins).
But on the other hand how fucking awesome would the world be if everyone in the world (except you of course) operated like this? When going to get some gas at the gas station you realise you don’t have any money so you tell the station clerk “if you give me it for free when you die you won’t have pimples anymore” and bam your gas was free. Or your caught stealing a car and the cop ask if you have anything to say, so you tell him he will get an endless supply of doughnuts when he dies if he forgets all about the situation.
Thinking shit like this now kind of makes me want to join a closed gate cult….