Remember back in the day when you were a 31yr old man and used to pretend you were a 12yr old kid 
just so you could enroll in school again? No, neither would I if I was that old but Neil Havens Rodreick II can answer yes. Since 2005 this dickhead has been shaving like a motherfucker and wearing makeup to help him appear around 12yrs old which until January 07 completely convinced dumb arse teachers. Seriously how stupid can they be? He was probably a good few feet taller than everyone, drove himself to school but more importantly totally owned the court in dodge ball.
On the other side of the coin how fucked up is this guy, when and if I get to 31yrs old the last thing I would want to do if I’m unemployed is go back to school, getting homework again and hanging around 12yr old kids all fucking day. Sure the up sides would be sport time which would no doubt make you feel like Michael Jordan from your outright domination plus you could probably take home any spelling bee or maths awards and put them on your fridge. But In saying that while getting a beer out later that evening and seeing all your star awards would you feel like you earned them? I guess you would because you wouldn’t have cheated, you would simply have studied more than the other students. Sure it’s like 20 years more but who’s fucking counting? But imagine getting up that early putting on the uniform then listening to your teachers boss you around thinking you’re just some kid but in actually fact you may have fucked their mom.
Just when you think this situation probably can’t get any stranger, he has been arrested with three other men who were playing his cousin, uncle and grandfather. All of whom originally met Neil because they were cruising the net looking underage kids to date. I guess we should spare a thought for these guys also though as the feeling they probably experienced after dating him for awhile when he finally told them he was 31 not 12 I imagine could only have felt like it would if your girlfriend told you she was born a man.
At the end of the day I guess the real question here is where the fuck were the talent scouts for those two years?