Last week I posted about how some idiot who sold his 14yr old daughter for $16,000, well it now seems that quite possible after reading my post a poor as fuck father of Slumdog Millionaire child star Rubina Ali got the idea to try and sell his nine-year-old daughter too. Now don’t get me wrong when I called him poor as fuck I was careful not to insult his intelligence as this guy is after £200,000 which at the current exchange rate is around US$294,724.
I could easily rehash all my previous thoughts on how selling your daughter probably isn’t the brightest idea a dad should have, so I would rather think how he has valued his daughter as being worth $278,724 more than the other girl.
Sure she is kind of a movie star (well only to people who have seen that movie which is note I) so who would be the potential buyers? Perhaps some semi lonely guy who has always dreamed of dating a movie star, but as she is only 9 at the moment it’s probably a bad investment because if he purchased her today he would have to feed her etc, for at least the next 9 years until he could pull the moves out.
Perhaps there is a desperate couple out there who is unable to currently have children and would love to have one and rather than waiting in an adoption queue they could simply transfer the funds while the dad shipped them the kid? (although shipping is probably not included in the asking price) In saying that it would make even more sense if the couple is super super wealthy and lives in a ‘keeping up with the Joneses’ type street. Because seriously how could any of your fucking neighbors up stage you after buying an underage Indian child actress who was in an Academy Awarded film. There simply is no topping that… is there?
My last possible candidate for the purchase would be none other than Brad and Angelina because maybe just maybe they have a spare spot in their kids of the world collection for an Indian?