I’m not always that serious on this blog but today needs to be an exception because only moments ago I was informed of a lady in England who is encouraging group sex, midget sex and more importantly public indecency of little people everyday all in her very front yard.
Ok you have probably noticed the picture on the left so know that everything I just said was complete fucking bullshit but that’s what the ladies neighbor has said to the local council and now the gnomes have to either wear clothes or she will be fined or prosecuted. Seriously this is right up there with my post a few weeks ago about how cartoon pornography is now the same as child pornography.
If this old bitch doesn’t comply with the council’s demands what the fuck will the police write on her fine? Soliciting public Child/dwarf nudity, or even better if she placed the two fat girl gnomes on top of each other perhaps she would be in the lock up for also encouraging Same Sex intercourse.
What a fucking sad world we now live in where anything and everything is offensive to at least one person out there meaning they fuck it up for everyone else. Anyway before you go getting yourself up set about what lays ahead for this lady and her gnomes, I truly believe that the government will be completely sympathetic as soon as they see she looks like a fucking fat gnome herself.