I’m currently in the market for a home and coincidentally Aaron Spelling or more to the 
truth Aaron Spellings family has put his crib up for grabs. Probably due to the current recession they are practically giving it away for a cool 150million. In saying that unfortunately on my current salary it’s a little out of my reach so then feeling a little down with my salary and how what I can afford compares to the spelling estate I thought the best way to cheer me up is to laugh at others expense.
So I went on google and typed in ‘homeless house’ and had mixed emotions with the results. On one hand I was smiling thinking how I can afford a house perhaps not a fucking mansion but at least a roof over my head. Then on the other hand I started thinking about how these people would love a fucking upside down box and probably getting sad because they can’t afford a spelling type mansion doesn’t even cross their minds. Stuff like racing to be the first to the bin after I have thrown shit in there because I dropped it on the ground or who can collect the most plastic bags before dark are their biggest concerns and challenges for the day. They must be fucking furious with birds when they get to the bin quicker!!
Conclusion: This has made me feel better; I’m now going to get myself a burger and beer Fuck Yeah!!