IDidItMyWay

Over the weekend a news story came out that 6yr old boy took the wheel while his dad a Diabetic Episode. How fucking cool is this kid, yeah sure he fucking got the left over’s from the bottom of the barrel in the looks department  (either that or was trying to be an extra for Benjamin Button) but he has just got himself a get out of jail card with the old man for eternity. Basically any time things aren’t going his way he can pull out the old ‘but I saved you life’ card which can’t be topped.

The only thing better than this for him at the moment is when his parents get on his back about doing homework instead of wasting all his time playing video games he now has a strong argument for a “I’m studying to save lives right here, maths isn’t going to save anyone” response.

Extra thought, by the looks of the kid, the dad’s probably a heavy drinker so probably passed out rather than had any diabetic shit….

This week it was all over Australian News that some middle aged mother while visiting Thailand thought it would be a good idea to steal a bar mat. Not just any bar mat but a bar mat from the ‘Aussie Bar’, why the fuck would this idiot want to steal a bar mat she could buy at her local supermarket in Australia? Upon being asked by an undercover Thai police officer she decided to make a run for it down the beach which I can only imagine would have been great to watch from a spectators perspective.

When caught she had the bar mat in her pants. Again what a fucking idiot, the news coverage was constantly portraying her as just an average family mum who has never done anything like this before, well who the fuck cares I just wish the Thai police gave her a few with their batons when they caught her so at least then she would have a reason to have her saddy sad face on all day while cameras are filming her.

Idiots don’t normally act alone, and to earn this stories idimw’s idiot of the week title it was greatly helped by her stupid fucking Australian family ‘offering money to Thai authorities’. So not only did this idiot think she could somehow outrun a police officer who has quite possible been running from all kinds of shit their entire life, but now her family thought a few bucks in an envelope should settle the debt.

Since the story has broke she has been freed and back in Australia, she was given a AUD$30 fine and a good behavior bond which is complete bullshit, she will probably ‘sell her story’ and make thousands off this shit now.

Overall having seen what happened to her in the end it kind of makes me want to go and do it so I can make a few grand too doing interviews…. fucking tramp.

I bet after looking at the above picture some of you probably find you in fact now have a semi hard on, now if I tell you that all contestants above are also ‘Kathoeys’ you probably go completely fucking hard as it might mean they are sex addicts, gym junkies, great at blow jobs well if you thought that you are 100% correct. The only point I didn’t mention is that they were all born men, yeah that’s correct ‘Kathoeys’ actually means ‘ladyboy’!

Anyway these ‘Kathoeys’ had their own beauty pageant over the weekend which was watch live by more than 15million. Apparently everyone in Thailand pretty much loves trannies so much more than sexy, natural, no dick chicks and look forward to this thing so much every year that the sponsor put up a massive 100,000 baht (US $2147) and a ‘small Honda’ to the winner. What kind of fucking prize money is this for something with that much interest? People on welfare don’t get of the lounge for a month and they get that much cash, and a ‘small’ fucking Honda.. who gives a shit.

Seriously I’m sure hookers in Thailand get more from drunken western tourists every night of the week for less effort than it would have taken these guys to perform in the pageant which begs the question why the fuck even bother with this shit?
In conclusion my favorite quote of the story has to be:

Sorrawee took the top prize at Miss Tiffany’s Universe 2009 in the beach resort of Pattaya, beating off 29 other transsexuals and receiving a small Honda car, and 100,000 baht in cash on Friday night.

Well done journo!!

Firstly apologies for the break in posting, I kind of had a shitload of stuff come in at once which hasn’t allowed me any time to sit down and properly post an update here.

Basically last week I had an interview, birthday party, contract sitting and pulled over by the police for fucking speeding just to name a few.

Anyway I’m back behind the desk so will be updating as per usual again going forward.

Right at the moment I’m so fucking exhausted because I have six million fucking things going on in my life. Every time I get 5 minutes to myself my brain is so fucking active that it can’t stop thinking about shit that I could be doing at that the exact moment instead of nothing so basically the only time I’m relax is when I’m fucking asleep. Today for example all spare time was spent trying to sort out all the house contracts and shit for my recent purchase so that I can actually move in, add to this the fact that I’m 90% into the process of starting my own online business as a part time project.

Seriously where the fuck does time go when you’re old enough to drink? I remember when I was around 6 it felt like days went on for years and weekends never ended. Now every fucking day flies by and weekends never seem to even come around anymore. I don’t see this changing until I’m like 60 or so when thinking about how close you are to a bathroom is your biggest concern. Anyway once the house site and the side business are done I guess I’ll have way more time to do whatever I want to do so until then more coffee and beer seems the only solution.