I bet after looking at the above picture some of you probably find you in fact now have a semi hard on, now if I tell you that all contestants above are also ‘Kathoeys’ you probably go completely fucking hard as it might mean they are sex addicts, gym junkies, great at blow jobs well if you thought that you are 100% correct. The only point I didn’t mention is that they were all born men, yeah that’s correct ‘Kathoeys’ actually means ‘ladyboy’!
Anyway these ‘Kathoeys’ had their own beauty pageant over the weekend which was watch live by more than 15million. Apparently everyone in Thailand pretty much loves trannies so much more than sexy, natural, no dick chicks and look forward to this thing so much every year that the sponsor put up a massive 100,000 baht (US $2147) and a ‘small Honda’ to the winner. What kind of fucking prize money is this for something with that much interest? People on welfare don’t get of the lounge for a month and they get that much cash, and a ‘small’ fucking Honda.. who gives a shit.
Seriously I’m sure hookers in Thailand get more from drunken western tourists every night of the week for less effort than it would have taken these guys to perform in the pageant which begs the question why the fuck even bother with this shit?
In conclusion my favorite quote of the story has to be:
Sorrawee took the top prize at Miss Tiffany’s Universe 2009 in the beach resort of Pattaya, beating off 29 other transsexuals and receiving a small Honda car, and 100,000 baht in cash on Friday night.
Well done journo!!