Over the weekend a news story came out that 6yr old boy took the wheel while his dad a Diabetic Episode. How fucking cool is this kid, yeah sure he fucking got the left over’s from the bottom of the barrel in the looks department (either that or was trying to be an extra for Benjamin Button) but he has just got himself a get out of jail card with the old man for eternity. Basically any time things aren’t going his way he can pull out the old ‘but I saved you life’ card which can’t be topped.
The only thing better than this for him at the moment is when his parents get on his back about doing homework instead of wasting all his time playing video games he now has a strong argument for a “I’m studying to save lives right here, maths isn’t going to save anyone” response.
Extra thought, by the looks of the kid, the dad’s probably a heavy drinker so probably passed out rather than had any diabetic shit….