This week it was all over Australian News that some middle aged mother while visiting Thailand thought it would be a good idea to steal a bar mat. Not just any bar mat but a bar mat from the ‘Aussie Bar’, why the fuck would this idiot want to steal a bar mat she could buy at her local supermarket in Australia? Upon being asked by an undercover Thai police officer she decided to make a run for it down the beach which I can only imagine would have been great to watch from a spectators perspective.
When caught she had the bar mat in her pants. Again what a fucking idiot, the news coverage was constantly portraying her as just an average family mum who has never done anything like this before, well who the fuck cares I just wish the Thai police gave her a few with their batons when they caught her so at least then she would have a reason to have her saddy sad face on all day while cameras are filming her.
Idiots don’t normally act alone, and to earn this stories idimw’s idiot of the week title it was greatly helped by her stupid fucking Australian family ‘offering money to Thai authorities’. So not only did this idiot think she could somehow outrun a police officer who has quite possible been running from all kinds of shit their entire life, but now her family thought a few bucks in an envelope should settle the debt.
Since the story has broke she has been freed and back in Australia, she was given a AUD$30 fine and a good behavior bond which is complete bullshit, she will probably ‘sell her story’ and make thousands off this shit now.
Overall having seen what happened to her in the end it kind of makes me want to go and do it so I can make a few grand too doing interviews…. fucking tramp.