You’ll be on fucking facebook if you’re cool a fucking nerd!! Today while logging in for my weekly facebook visit to see what others in the world have been up to in the past week, sitting at the top, apparently more important than all my friends updates was ‘Soon you will be able to have a username’.
The moment I saw this I think I had a mini fucking orgasm! Well maybe not but I did read on as I thought it must be of some importance to be placed above everything else.
Basically this Friday Night/Saturday Morning at 12:01am facebook will allow its users to register a ‘unique’ username similar to how myspace has functioned forever. What this means is that:
no longer will you have to pass on your facebook id number when you tell friends to add you on facebook
WHAT THE FUCK? Who the fuck has been telling their friends their ID number? On what fucking planet do these people live that their friends find it easier to remember a billion digit ID number then YOUR FUCKING NAME?
Apparently facebook is stressing that you must choose carefully as once you have chosen one you will not be able to change it, for these same reasons until Saturday morning I’ll be compiling a list of fucking awesome names that people who perhaps would have better claim to them then me will be pissed about not getting. Just imagine all the fake friends you can acquire with usernames like ‘bradpitt’, ‘willsmith’, ‘michaeljackson’ and by smacking up a pic of their fucked up heads as your profile pic.
Before you go registering a billion accounts, facebook has delayed anyone who registered to facebook after May31st from competing for names by a week or so. If you want to watch the countdown happen heres the link.