Possible one of the strangest stories I’ve ever come across was today’s “Man allegedly breaks into home, licks 11-year-old boy’s belly button”. After reading the head line I checked the calendar to see if it was April fools or some shit today. After discovering that we are actually in JUNE now I had to read the article.
Turns out some fucking 41 year old freak (better known as James Albert Silbernagel) decided he liked the 11 year old down the street a little more than a friend.
Silbernagel allegedly entered the home while the boy was showering and knocked on the bathroom door, asking if he could use the phone again. He asked the boy to open the door and then pulled out a knife and told the boy to take his towel off. When he refused, Silbernagel licked his belly button.
What the fuck? Firstly I guess the most obvious point of this story is the boy has to be the luckiest rape victim in history as how many fucking rapist/killers would accept a lick of the ol’ belly button as replacement for other shit.
In all seriousness though, this type of shit is seriously fucked up. Adults preying on kids are pretty much the lowest of the low. If I was ever elected into government the first change I would is after being caught I would let the kids parents belt the living shit out of him/her/them and only when the parents had had enough they would have “Pedophile” or “Rapist” tattooed bang in the middle of these sick fucks foreheads, to alert other in mates of just how classy they are.
It’s a messed up world we live in these days…