There was some competition for this week’s ‘Idiot of the week’ title. At the start of this week I was pretty sure David Carradine hanging himself while masturbating in a Bangkok hotel would be impossible to beat, but as fate would have it another idiot stepped up and snatched the title.
This week an idiotic Israeli woman decided to surprise her mother by purchasing a new mattress to replace her mother’s very old one. When the Mother found her new gift, rather than smiling, she went fucking crazy telling her daughter how she had around US$1million hidden in the fucking thing.
When she told her daughter about the cash, she rushed outside to retrieve the mattress. But the binmen had already taken it away to the Hiriya dump in the south of Israel.
What a fucking idiot! When the daughter was moving the mattress, did she not fucking see the huge rip in the side or bottom with a shit load of bills tucked in it? Seriously how the fuck could you miss something like?
I’m guessing that as Israel is probably like any other country in the world where neighbours take shit as soon as someone puts it out the front that her mattress probably didn’t even make it to a tip and is still probably in her street. After this story has now gone global she has pretty much given herself fuck all chance of getting that back.
I guess the main thing though is she is not worried about anymore:
My mother told me that I should just leave it, It is a very, very sad story but I’ve been through worse
How the fuck can life get any worse than throwing away a million dollars of your inheritance….. fucking idiot.