When you think of strippers at a strip club, you don’t exactly think of a 14 year old. (Well if you do you need help you fucking sicko.) Anyway the Cheetah Club in Texas is in deep shit for employing a 14 yr old dancer who they ‘thought’ was actually 22.
She came (into the club) with 6-inch stiletto heels and a miniskirt and looked just like a model from a Miss America’s contest
Who the fuck confuses a 14 year old kid with a 22 year old? If the colored sparkly bracelets and head bands weren’t enough of a giveaway, then perhaps the Hanna Montana backpack should have raised some doubts?
It turns out that the kid has perhaps been kidnapped back in March by 48 year old Leslie Campbell. (I don’t know if this is a woman or man since Leslie is one of those completely gay names used by both male and female). Once kidnapped, she was assaulted, given a fake ID and made to strip at the club by Campbell.
Police say the girl, who has not been identified, escaped from Campbell’s home and has been reunited with her parents in San Antonio.
Ok so once this news broke the Cheetah Club who could have taken the news in a number of ways choose the professional road and decided to fucking sue Campbell, PLUS the girl and her parents!!
How the fuck does that work? Firstly the kid is stolen from the parents, made to strip and now will be hit with a lawsuit! Seriously, how fucking stupid is this clubs owner?
“We’re the victims here,” Club owner Yaffe said.
I can only image how far he will get with both the judge and jury in court upon answer all questions with ‘I am the victim here’.
Anyway upon doing some ‘research’ on the club I found some of their existing dancers. I would assume that the girl can count her lucky stars the idiot chose this club for her as I can’t imagine many people even bother going therejudging from the quality.



