Are you feeling a little dehydrated? Would you care for a drink to wet your throat? Water? Beer? Well what if I told you there may be something better for you. How about a small jar of an 18 year old “pretty girl’s” saliva?
That’s right, some sicko from China has thought of the web’s newest way to make a quick buck by selling saliva from sleeping teenage girls?
“The drool was all collected from 18-year-old pretty girls when they were sleeping. And buyers can pay later after they certified the authenticity of this product,”
Ok this raises two very important questions;
A) how the fuck do you get salvia from a sleeping girl? Even if for some bazaar reason this guy has actually figure out how to, it still doesn’t explain how on earth he would gather enough to fill a small bottle.
B) how the fuck can anyone EVER ‘authenticate’ the product? For all the buyer knows it came from the sellers pet dog.
But ok let’s give this guy the benefit of the doubt and just ‘assume’ that it’s all legit and there are some weirdo’s out there who WOULD buy this, but the fuck would they actually do with it? You can’t exactly put it on the tv and use it for a point of discussion when friends come around now can you…..
Overall after reading this story it really makes me think that if people are willing to buy this crap knowing there is nothing they can do with it once they have it, what’s some other weird shit I can start selling?
Edit: Since the story became popular around the web, they auction site has removed the listing…. sad face : (