Samantha Abernathy The Sexy Bitch...Following on from yesterdays ‘where’s mommy’ post, I have found an interesting story regarding a 20 year old stripper (Samantha Abernathy) who left her two kids (aged 1 and 3) to fend for themselves at home for a few hours while she went out. Neighbors phoned the cops because the kids were running around crazy.

So at this point of the story is just doesn’t seem weird enough to mention right? I mean who doesn’t leave there toddlers at home on the odd occasion or two. Well don’t worry it keeps getting more fucked up every line after.

Upon arriving, police found the children’s room to have urine and faeces stains all over the carpet, with the refrigerator having a child-proof lock on it and contained a lot of alcohol but very little food.”

Ok, that’s fucked up. The kids are allowed to shit and piss all over the carpet but can’t help themselves to a beer or two afterward? But just when I thought what else could perhaps put the cherry on the top of this story I read what happened when the police returned the kids home from the cop station.

The 1-year-old child, upon entering the residence, went right to the pantry and started eating dog food,”

How fucking retarded is this chick? Did she not get the memo that children aren’t pets? Did she get these kids in a box under the Christmas tree last year?
Although we can probably agree she is clearly not a great mother, we must give her at least some credit for being able to pick ‘Mr Rights’.

Police say the fathers of the children arrived at 10 a.m., but neither knew who was supposed to be watching the children.

More disturbing than the fact these guys actually banged her at some point, but WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY HANGING OUT TOGETHER!!? When dating a chick hearing about her ex’s is at the top of my ‘do not fucking mention’ list so hanging out with them is a huge fucking no.

I can only hope that the two dudes are brothers or even better, perhaps now gay partners just so this story can be a grand slam in its overall fucked up rating.

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