Idiot of the week #5 was a clear runaway this week, I must admit that there was some early competition from this guy who clearly has far too much trust in people not stealing his bike, either that or he is just a stupid fucking retard.
Anyway the winner is…. Kimberley Vlaminck, this dumb bitch apparently went into a tattoo parlor and asked for THREE tiny stars near her left eye (I’m guessing to somewhat copy LA Ink’s Kat Von D’s). She is now suing the tattooist because she is claiming that during this minor tattoo she ‘fell asleep’ and upon waking up found 53 extra fucking stars.
FUCK OFF, who the fuck falls asleep when getting a tattoo on the face? I have had a few non facial tattoo’s done, although it didn’t hurt near as much as many people claim it does I certainly wasn’t about to fucking fall asleep from boredom/relaxation.
Not only this but if I woke up and saw I had 56 gay looking stars all over my face I wouldn’t have gone fucking nuts on the dude and the parlor. But ok..ok let’s give her the benefit of the doubt and believe she did, I think we should probably notify Guinness World Records. I say this because three tiny stars would have taken all of 2.4 minutes so for her to fall asleep within that time when it fucking takes me that long to just get my pillow in the right position every night…. I’m sure is a world record.
The tattooist claims:
She was awake throughout and complained only after her dad and boyfriend threw a fit. She looked in the mirror several times. She asked for 56 stars and that’s what she got.
Overall I would personally like to thank Kimberley for getting the extra 53, not only did seeing how fucked up its looks cheer me up when I first read the article after only moments earlier losing half my cookie into my coffee, but because no matter how many times I look at the image it brings a huge smile to my face and makes me giggle.