It would appear I’m a bit late on finding out, but this time next week the world will witness the release of the Seinfeld Porno. After watching this show as a kid never did I imagine that in the distant future there would be the possibility that I would get a boner from it.
But now when I think about it, sure the cast doesn’t exactly look the same but I imagine that seeing scenes like Jerry fucking Elaine or George finally getting some will actually feel like I’m watching a friend’s home porno.
Now for those of you out there that perhaps didn’t or don’t count the cast as your friends I imagine you will experience the other side of the coin that you ‘know people in porn’ which also will probably get you off.
With my first point in mind I was thinking what other shows did I watch as a kid that if turned into pornos would be like a distant friend’s home movie or perhaps even bring some closure to the story plot.
Growing Pains: Seeing Mikey return after venturing around the world to tell Ben about his conquests would add an entirely new dimension to this brothership.
Step by Step: How about seeing Carol finally tell Frank to fuck off and hitting the bar scene would be awesome. Plus even though I fucking hated Dana growing up, something about her eyes now means she would slip into porn easily.
But perhaps the one everyone needs most would be ‘The Wonder Years’ seeing Kevin finally get some from Winnie (while Paul is probably looking through the window) would almost be as fulfilling as knowing if Aliens did or didn’t land at Roswell. Just to finish the movie off properly, the final scene can be Wayne running in and punching Kevin straight in the gut so that we can all laugh after jacking off.
