25  Jun
Melon Boobies

Melon BoobiesFor many years now it seems men in Bulgaria have stopped paying attention to woman’s boobies!! But a recent advertisement for watermelons has apparently changed this over night and has sparked an increase in men’s attention to the region instantly.

The ad (which is on the left) shows a blonde chick in a melon-colored bikini has both tits covered by two half watermelons held by some tool in faggy glasses. Now there are 13 women suing the company as:

You can’t walk down the street now without some asshole shouting, ‘Hey – nice watermelons’ and trying to see if they are ripe

What the fuck? Isn’t the whole point of being a fucking woman getting attention from men? Fuck c’mon, when woman DON’T get noticed they complain and now that they ARE they still complain. But it gets even better, rather than just say they feel like pieces of meat now they have come up with this bullshit argument:

The advert deeply and permanently discriminates against us as women, illegally infringes our personal lives, and violates European law on equal treatment of sexes in the provision of services

Seriously are these women fucking kidding? Personally I don’t see anything wrong, in fact upon first seeing this advert I immediately thought ‘this is a highly intellectual woman who is clearly smart enough to know the advantages of eating nutritious foods’, well maybe not but what I DID find hugely disturbing is the dude.

Besides him wearing those faggy glasses is the fact he isn’t even looking at the chick, but is instead looking as though he wants to do something very wrong to that fruit which makes me a little scared for those melons : (

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