In 2007 the ‘Bhut Jolokia’ chili was confirmed to be the hottest chilli is the world. It is suppose to be up to 1,000 times hotter than commonly used kitchen chili. There is a ton of youtube videos of idiots trying to eat one with most failing.
Anyway today I was reading a story about how Indian scientists are going to put the chili powder into hand grenades in the hope the devices will be used to control rioters.
This is so not going to work, I say this because we all know how fucking painful it is when you get an average chili it in your eye and how instead of ‘calming’ you down it fires you the fuck up!! So rioters who are already rioting will react to the extra strength with additional strength.
But the ideas don’t stop there, they are also planning on spreading the powder on the fences around army barracks in the hope the strong smell will keep out animals.. are they fucking stupid? Why would they even bother doing this shit, I’m sure that all the fucking rotten incense they are constantly burning already keeps away any living thing.