How often do your friends ask if you would do something fucking disgusting, then when you say no they reply with ‘well would you do it for a million dollars?”. Just about everything and anyone can be brought in life for that much so it is a stupid fucking question.
But when it comes to sex what would be your absolute lowest price to fuck a stranger?
Well for Lahoma Sue Smith the answer was for the box of fucking potato chips in the back of some dudes car!! That’s right, fucking potato chips!! If she is willing to suck a dick for a box of chips just imagine the shit she would do for this
To make things seem even worse (if they could be), the 32 year old man on the other side of this deal didn’t even buy them; he stole the box from work earlier in the day.
The man confessed that he was in the area to pick up a prostitute, but had no money. So he offered Smith a box of Frito-Lay chips valued at $30, for sex.
I must admit this dude deserves some respect; basically he went cruising for a hooker knowing he had no cash but knew because of his manly charm that he would be able to work out a deal for his ‘sweet sweet’ box of chips.
But seriously, fucking come on… how fucking bad is you life when your sucking someone’s dick for a packet of chips. Fuck I wouldn’t let someone touch my left arse cheek for less than a 50 note (unless she is fucking smoking how in which case it would of course be free of charge).
I guess the real positive of this story is that she would have been able to erase the nasty taste of a desperate dick out of her mouth semi quickly with the chips… let’s just hope there was some dude a little further down the road who works for a bottled water company as everyone knows potato chips make you thirsty are fuck!