IDidItMyWay

Today while cruising around the net avoiding work at all cost lead me to possible the most intriguing person online in years. This little guy calling him self ‘chickenlittle’ not only looks like an extra from some kids alien’s movie but he also possesses the additional flare of a black gangster attitude.

The questions I have to ask are what the fuck is up with this guy? How fucking old is he? But more importantly why the fuck is this guy not a household name yet?

After watching some of his clips I was on the edge of seriously pissing my pants as he provides golden quotes while he abuses people for providing classic comments such as saying he has a penis on his stomach.

You saying that I got a penis on my fuckin stomach, how bout you huh! How bout that….

or

If you have a problem with me, say something to me, don’t comment on my shit!

How the fuck has this kid/man got access to the internet as you can hear his parents in the background on some of the vids. His bedroom truly looks like that of a 5 year olds with Disney stuff everywhere. If Mike Myers made mini me an international celebrity overnight in Austin Powers let’s hope Youtube does the same for this little gangstar retard.

Click here to view all his clips you fuckin bitch, but don’t mention the penis on his stomach he gets a bit sensitive.

Over the weekend I’m walking around the shopping mall and see this gem in front of me. Obviously the first question that pops into you head when seeing the image on the right is ‘how fucking proud must her parents be?’ right? Maybe not but just imagine your daughter comes home and tells you that her leaving school early to pursue a modeling career is finally paying off as she has been given her lucky break for a magazine cover.

The following month you look through all the men’s magazine covers but nothing, you hate to think of it but you then go to the porn mags to find her but still nothing, accepting she may have been bullshitting, you start to walk out the store and stumble across some chick holding a dirty big fish in her bikini, you laugh then realize it your damn daughter. I can only imagine that’s what happened in this case.

The only thing worse than thinking about what kind of girl would fucking even agree to this shit, is thinking about the fucking polesmokers that would buy this shit. “Your Fishing Bible”…. I think not, although had the bible included chicks in bikinis then perhaps I may have paid a bit more attention to it back in the day before google made finding that shit so easy of course.

Although at almost $20 a copy I’m assuming it must be favourable for those really manly men who really do like their woman smelling of fish….. fucking sicko’s

Another fucking massive two weeks for me, I’m moving into my new place this Friday which is something to look forward to, on another plus this week I applied for a government job 5 minutes walk from my new place. It pays 10k more than my current job and has a shit load more time off so hopefully that will pan out.

The whole government job application process is complete bullshit though, first you have a phone interview, then a online timed test, then a information night, then a group activities day, then a face to face interview, then a medical and only upon successfully getting through all those stages do you get the gig. I’m at the group activities stage so it will be interesting to see what fucking nerds will be there.

This morning I watched a new comedy Central show ‘Tosh.0’ interesting show about shit that happens on the net, give it a try.

NOTE: no the image has no relevancy to this post in anyway, I just thought it was funny.