Food Court Hookers While shopping the only time you go to the food court is when you are hungry right? Well not in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. It seems that you can now pick up a hooker while there.
What I don’t understand is though, after reading this story is appear that the prostitutes are all woman, yet everyone knows that men really only go shopping either with their girlfriends, wives of mothers and the only time men go by themselves they sure as hell don’t stop for a bite to eat alone in the fucking food court. So who they fuck are theses chicks actually soliciting?

Anyway apparently after they hook a guy in, they lead him back to their nearby apartment for sex at the bargain price of around US$30 – US$40. (at least its more than a box of chips)

Each “session” costs customers between RM100 and RM150, regardless of the woman’s age

As I have no experience with hookers I don’t really know what a decent price would be but I would assume that 30-40 bucks is fuck all but still I’m thinking this could either be a good deal or an extremely bad deal. Besides the possibility of catching some disease that will make your dick drop off there is the additional problem of different ages = same price.

This policy would be like a car rental company charging the same for a 1975 Toyota as a 2008 Ferrari. Just imagine you get the chick that looks the hottest at the time, you get your ‘session’ then upon your exist you see some fucking smoking hot much younger hooker who makes the one you just had your ‘session’ with look like an old chewed up and spat out piece of meat, I guaranfuckingtee you are going to be pissed off.

Most of the women seen during the day were middle-aged while the young ones appeared at night.

What the fuck? I would have thought it would be the other way, at least the night light and all the alcohol most guys would have had could at least make the old cougars a little more attractive.

Overall I guess in a way it does make sense for these girls to look in food courts for potential customers though, as all men know what the answer would be if it comes down to a choice between food or freaky stranger sex…… fuck females are smart!!

Posted by Sway James, filed under In News. Date: June 30, 2009 | No Comments »

Leave a Comment

Mail (will not be published)

Your comment