Over the weekend I’m walking around the shopping mall and see this gem in front of me. Obviously the first question that pops into you head when seeing the image on the right is ‘how fucking proud must her parents be?’ right? Maybe not but just imagine your daughter comes home and tells you that her leaving school early to pursue a modeling career is finally paying off as she has been given her lucky break for a magazine cover.
The following month you look through all the men’s magazine covers but nothing, you hate to think of it but you then go to the porn mags to find her but still nothing, accepting she may have been bullshitting, you start to walk out the store and stumble across some chick holding a dirty big fish in her bikini, you laugh then realize it your damn daughter. I can only imagine that’s what happened in this case.
The only thing worse than thinking about what kind of girl would fucking even agree to this shit, is thinking about the fucking polesmokers that would buy this shit. “Your Fishing Bible”…. I think not, although had the bible included chicks in bikinis then perhaps I may have paid a bit more attention to it back in the day before google made finding that shit so easy of course.
Although at almost $20 a copy I’m assuming it must be favourable for those really manly men who really do like their woman smelling of fish….. fucking sicko’s