Ladies and gays, imagine meeting the man of your dreams (yes… a fitness fanatic and bodybuilder, now I’m all giggly). After dating for 6 months he moves in with you. After 8 months he decides to propose to you, you of course say yes.
As the wedding day approaches all your fat single girlfriends can’t stop talking about the hens night and how fucking awesome it will be to have strippers pay attention to them you. While cruising around the net for hens night strippers, one of the fatties ‘stumbles’ across a porn site feature your husband to be.
Well this shit happened to Haylie Hocking and because of this she has called off her wedding and acting all innocent saying how she could never marry a porn star plus going on even further to say that he actually lied to her because he never told her he was one.
Well my question for this bitch is did you ever fucking ask him are you a porn star? If not then I guess he never actually lied now did he?
“I don’t know if I will ever be able to trust a man again.”
Shit the fuck up you whiny bitch, seriously who gives a fuck? She was fine getting all the presents and shit plus it would appear ‘he must have been taken his work home’ for her to not have been curious. I guess I could even go as far as defending him as being completely truthful when he told her:
He would often go away weekends, telling her he was training clients in a gym.
We all know that it’s pretty much the same thing though isn’t? Well that’s atleast how I think of it when I always tick ‘athletic’ on ‘body type’ questionaires.
