What if you found out that your company was ‘restructuring’ and that a number of employees would be let go soon? Would you A) start looking for a new job? B) start kissing your bosses arse C) Hire a 6 Colombian hit man to kill your boss before he has the chance to fire you?
Well apparently if you’re Spanish you probably would have answered ‘C’ like this idiot.
Spanish police have arrested a man whom they suspect hired contract killers to murder his boss in a desperate bid to avoid being laid off
What a fucking idiot!! Did he honestly believe this would work? Did he honest think that all the ‘restructuring’ plans were ONLY in the bosses fucking head?
Besides the above, why go to the fucking extreme length of hiring 6 hit men when it would seem he could have easier killed the guy himself and A) saved money B) possible not got caught as half the world wouldn’t have been ‘in’ on it.
As most Idiot of The Week winners, there is always someone or something that helps put them above the rest and this case was no different.
In fear of losing his job, the head of services, through his sister, contracted a team of six Colombians who planned and carried out the killing, El Pais reported.
So not only could this dickhead not kill his boss himself but he also couldn’t arrange it by himself. This really raises another important question of is his sister fucking nuts also!! Seriously if my brother or sister came to me with this plan and was like “Hey.. ummm do you think you could get maybe 5 or 6 Colombian hit man to kill my boss so he doesn’t fire me?” my first reaction would be to punch him/her for being a fucking retard.
I guess the only positive of the story is that the parents are probably proud of their kids working so well together, of plus the fact they will save money every Christmas now as they won’t need to buy them Christmas presents anymore.
Note: No the picture isn’t of the hit man but it would have been so much fucking awesome if it was