Today let’s just imagine that you’re an ugly fat dude who has no sex life and love to fuck someone but of course no one will unless you pay them. How could you turn your life around instantly and be having sex with young beautiful girls and instead they be paying you?
No way in the world, 100% Impossible right? Well a genius from Philadelphia found a solution and all it involves is a deck of Tarot cards. He would ‘read’ chicks future and regardless of what cards they would pull he would tell them they represented very bad things and the only way to change their destined life path would be to suck his dick.
I’m not really one to have feel the need to get ‘my future read’ from a pack of cards mass made by 11 year old kids in China and sold at grocery stores for $10, but from what I have heard is people who do are a beer short of a six pack! Even in saying that, I would have thought that these people would have at least the brain power to figure this shit out. Fuck if I was getting my palm read and some fucktard told me I had bad things looming in my distant future unless sucking his dick, my first response would be to let him know he had very very fucking bad things coming to him in the very very short term future if he wasn’t the fuck joking.
I must give this man some credit though; the fact that he was able to think up a plan of taking multiple chicks money, doing the nasty with them while at the same time them none the wiser that they were bring both financially and physically raped with consent is complete fucking genius . If this man is able to accomplish this, imagine if he put his mind to something that would benefit human kind.
Now don’t get me wrong, in no way do I condone this shit, nor would I pass up the opportunity to belt the fuck out of this sicko but at some point you really have to say that people deserve this shit happening to them if they are going to be so fucking stupid in life.