If I was to ask a bunch of kids what the coolest way to die would be, I’m guessing most would say something like in a race car at full speed, in a shootout with cops while doing a heist, or perhaps drowning in a chocolate pool.
Well this week one lucky unlucky man came as close as possible to the third option. Vincent Smith Jr, 29 while working at Willy Wonka’s a chocolate factory stepped through an opening in the ground and fell into a vat filled with boiling chocolate that was in the process of being mixed.
How fucking bad/good would it be to die this way, apparently as soon as he fell in he was screaming for help and you can just imagine chocolate was probably filling his mouth, so while yes he was in pain he probably was also having a sweet little snack.
But what is most concerning for me is where the fuck were the oompa loompa’s and why didn’t they try to help this guy? Were they on a break? Did he steal some candy prior to this? Also why was he even yelling, sure the vat would have been extremely hot but when I saw this very same thing happen in the fat kid in the movie he didn’t even scream at all.
Overall I guess the moral of this story is, don’t believe everything you see in a “kid’s” movie, unless it involves vampires and shit because everyone know ‘twilight’ is real… right?