Back when I was in high school during Sex Ed my friends and I would encourage each other to ask the stupidest questions we could think, from memory a few of them were ‘where does the condom go?’, or ‘how can you make your own condoms?’ even the old classic ‘can I get a chick pregnant from a blow job?’ was asked a few times.
The answers to these are pretty simple and the teachers knew we were asking them knowing the answers yet they would have to go through the answers in full each time we asked. Well it would seem that perhaps everyone in Sex Ed classes around the world perhaps didn’t get the sarcasm kids use. In saying this I’m referring to the Polish mom who is suing an Egyptian hotel after claiming her daughter got pregnant using their mixed swimming pool.
Apparently her 13 year old girl has come back from their family holiday pregnant and is now claiming that she didn’t fuck meet any boys while there.
Tourist authorities in Warsaw confirmed they had received the complaint which states that the girl conceived because of stray sperm in the pool.
Fuck off , seriously the fact that this news story has made it around the world clearly shows how bullshit it is. In all of this many people perhaps yourself included would blame the kid for being a lying little slut, but my hat goes off to her and I stand up and applaud her encouragement to keep feeding her parents complete bullshit as long as they are going to believe it.
It clear that her parents are either retarded or just so fucking stupid to know that teenagers lie about everything they do wrong. Hell, there has been numerous times in my life when I have lied to get myself out of shitty situations such as pretending to be retarded to avoid a police fine for not having a train ticket, pretending not to speak English when not having enough money to pay a burger bill and the list goes on but blaming a pool for getting knocked up must take the cake.
I just can’t wait for the next twist in this story of when they DNA test the baby and it turns out to be the girls dads!!