Anyone who has had their shit stolen can agree that its one of the fucking wost feelings. Not only are you pissed off because you now have to do so much work to either cancel cards, replace the shit, call the cops or at worst just fucking punch a wall because none of the above will solve it.
When bad shit like this happens in people’s lives normally the people around them will try to cheer them up with ‘you know in the future you will look back and laugh about this’. I don’t know about you but I still cannot fucking laugh about the fact I let some dude I met 4 minutes earlier borrow my bike at a teenage party when shit drunk, only to never see that ‘awesome dude’ or my bike again.
Time shall never heal some things in life and having your shit taken is at the top of the list.
Interestingly though I came across a website today someonestolemybike.com it’s videos of people explaining the time their bike got stolen. As I have mentioned none of them are able to see the funny side of it yet either.
The only thing I could image that would make getting your shit stolen worse though is if the theft left you a fucking note saying how much they will enjoy your shit in the future or how much you will miss it. Now you wouldn’t think that that would ever happen as a theft just wouldn’t have enough time right? Will while thinking about this I came across this news story about a dude who got his car broken into and the theft left him a note
“You have amazing taste in music. Don`t worry about your credit cards and driver`s license – I know I can`t use them…after tonight, at least.
Seriously though. Lock your car in the future.”
If I got that note I would be so fucking beyond fuming, although as it didn’t happen to me I can only laugh while trying not to piss myself and think what a fucking idiot.
The thing that would make this story even more awesome though would be if it was the prostitute he picked up last night who had actually left her door unlocked.