Every time you refuel your car you’re making some dude in some far away eastern country even more fucking rich. Seriously who the fuck are these guys and what the fuck do they look like?
Since pretty much no one in the western world knows the answers, one smart Arab looking Frenchman in Australia, has decided to play on this and just start telling everyone he is an Arab Price and has since managed to talk his way into using palaces, Ferraris, limousines and bodyguards while wining and dining beautiful women around the globe.
The first thing that comes to mind when reading this is why the fuck didn’t I think of this, sure there is the obvious answer of me not even looking remotely like an Arab but apparently as no one knows who the fuck these guys are then there probably wouldn’t have been any questions asked anyway.
But it keeps getting better, this kid has also signed a $105,000 contract for a reality television show in Europe. WAKE THE FUCK UP… Is the world seriously this fucking stupid, what fucking billionaire prince would sign up for a show for 105 grand. 105 grand is probably around the figure these guys make every time they shit.
Apparently Mr Abdelkarim Serhani has had his passport confiscated as a result of all this but somehow still has police on a man hunt for him while he secretly continues to be a student in Sydney.
So not only is the world stupid enough to give this kid all this shit but now the police have been tricked into not looking in the one fucking place he is every day of the fucking week.