Being a best man at a wedding has a ton of fucking perks, firstly there is the possibility of banging one of the brides maids, being the centre of attention without anyone caring how you behave and best of all being you get to organise the bucks party.
Well for one Aussie guy, a dream it was not as he is now suing the stripper for rape. Apparently while the second stripper of the evening while naked with a strap on dick was performing her act on the best man. He was on all fours with his arse hanging out of his pants. While she was simulating a sexual position he thrusted backwards leading to the pink dildo entering his arse.
What a fucking idiot!! No matter what way you look at it he is a fucking idiot. Firstly seriously what ‘man’ would ever go to the cops for rape? If I was raped by a chick I would take that shit to the grave as nothing positive gained be gained from telling anyone. Not only that but it was his only fucking fault for putting himself in that position. What did he expect, he is on hands and knees and a stripper has a strap on dildo only inches away from his naked arse. Adding further to that how the fuck can you blame her when he moved back onto it?
This would be like a girl on her knees with her mouth open calling foul if she fell onto your dick. But what surprises me the most is the way this fucker reacted to the incident.
She said up to 10 men had followed her and Naggs to an upstairs bedroom where the best man had punched Naggs in the back of head and waved a piece of toilet paper soiled with a speck of blood.
The witness said the best man was demanding his money back and had thrown the blooded toilet paper at Naggs.
Who the fuck would be running around with toilet paper with blood on it just to prove that the dildo DID fucking enter his arse? What the fuck was he trying to prove, instead of the chick being simpathic she now thinks he is a fucking freak. Adding further to this is the fact that when he is sober he is never going to be able to deny it to his mates because he was so adamant on proving it actually went in.
Apparently when he asked for his money back, the stripper threatened to call in bikies.
I wish the fucking bikies turned up, they wouldn’t have done anything except laugh at this fucking loser and perhaps get a picture so they could embarrass this fucker globally.
Overall I hope if he does/did have a partner that upon hearing about the ordeal their first reaction was ‘I think this now mean you’re a gay?’.