How long do you think it would take take a person to realize they had steered off course and were now traveling down a subway tunnel instead of the road? If your name is Max Kirsch you would have simply answered 200metres or more before I even finished that question.
This idiot from Germany who had just seen the new Harry Potter film was driving home when he took a wrong turn and ended up in underground train tunnel. Rather than fucking slam the brake on straight away and slam it into reverse while hoping no one saw your stupid arse go down the tunnel in the first place this idiot didn’t even realize.
Despite the bumpy ride he claimed he had not noticed anything was wrong until the car ground to a halt when the suspension collapsed.
What a fucking idiot, how could you not notice half you car bouncing up and down like a cheap whore with not another fucking car in sight. From that quote it would also appear that he would have kept fucking driving had his car not died.
It seems he didn’t notice something was wrong until he got out of the car. When he did realize where he was, he had to call the fire department to help get his car out.
I’m a little sad that the car did die after only 200metres though as it would have been complete comedy gold sitting on the train platform seeing him drive on pass without a care in the world then hearing a huge fucking thud and seeing the train come from the opposite direction with his car on the front of it.
Overall I guess this just confirms what most of us already knew, all Harry Potter fans are fucking idiots…