Finding the right person to be your life time partner can be hard for some people I have read, but though the help of online dating websites even the ugliest people can find a match that is in their league without actually leaving their couch.
As of late social networking sites have started to play a role in this with friends of friends hooking up and shit but two people have taken this a step further and after meeting through facebook are now getting married.
These two came into contact when Kelly Hildebrandt from Florida was bored and decided to search for people with the same name. The only match returned was Kelly Hildebrandt from Texas, so she messaged him and bam before you know it they are getting married.
Sure it’s simple enough but what I can’t understand is WHY THE FUCK would you want to marry someone with the same fucking name, seriously the fact that there was only one match means that you only have the entire earth population minus one to pick from.
If I came across a chick called ‘Sway’ the last fucking thing I would want to do is marry her, sure I might sleep with her once or twice to A) experience the novelty of calling out my own name during sex without the other person looking at me strangely for once and B) to once and for all say that I’m the best ‘Sway James’ in the world at sex, then when some smart arse fuck would say ‘how could you possibly know that?’ I could respond with because I have fucked them all.
Adding further to this fucked up situation is the problems you know it’s going to cause in the future;
A trip on a cruise ship almost got canceled when the travel agent deleted one ticket from the system, thinking someone had plugged in the same information twice.
Although in saying that I guess there would be the advantages of any mail you receive that you didn’t want you could easily palm off, ie ‘that must be your speeding ticket because I don’t speed’, or could even provide a nice little back door when you get caught cheating ‘how the fuck do you know that slutty woman is calling asking for me, ever think she is actually after you.. you fucking skank’
Overall I very much hope these two have a wonderful wedding, live romantically for a few years before having a baby, then when the baby is born realize that it is deformed because they are actually relatives!!