No matter what kind of man you are, no matter how much money you have or earn, no matter how good looking or ugly you are… all of us at times lose control of our dicks when we least expect it.
At some point in your life you have been in public somewhere and without invitation your dick has just all of a sudden decided to check what’s up.
Remember back in high school when this shit would happen, it was always when you least expected it too for no fucking reason at all and the only way to regain control of you member was by thinking of the golden girls having a shower together just so you could fucking stand up again without detention.
Anyway if I was to ask you what would be worse than packing un-intentional wood, the easy answer would be if some mother fucker noticed it before you regain the reins. Well I would go one better than this and suggest that there is something worse than that, and this would be if that same fucker who noticed it had a camera handy, took a quick pic and uploaded the fucking thing on to the web for the entire world to laugh at.
In saying that of course having this done to you is the fucking worse thing ever but when it is someone else this shit is beyond funny, so it is no wonder that one geniuses has started a website ‘awkwardboners.com’ which not only collects these images but proudly showcases them only a daily basis.
Overall no matter how hard your work day is/was, how shitty your life is, going to this site will turn that frown straight the fuck around.