IDidItMyWay

Yesterday I commented on a recent story where a man was telling woman after reading their fortunes with Tarot cards that bad things would come unless they sucked his dick. After reading this I was thinking what other professions would get such gullibly woman to do such things and potentially get away with it and I couldn’t really think of any.

Today while reading news stories I was shocked to find that there is another fucking sicko who is doing something similar but instead of getting mentally retarded woman, he instead drives a fake taxi and picks up drunken DUDES!!

Kok Foo Lim, 42, would pose as a taxi driver and lure drunken young men into his car and sexually assaulting them while they were passed out.

FUCK OFF!!! Seriously.. in yesterdays story I said the chicks in some way deserved it as they were making decisions without any influence other than verbal magic bullshit. They could have easily asked friends/family or even research if that was common, but these poor guys don’t even fucking know it ever happened to them.

Mr Lim would wait until the men passed out then film them naked, fondle and perform sex acts on them. The court heard most of the men would wake up outside their homes, dazed and with no recollection of giving Mr Lim their address or being assaulted.

So basically these guys would wake up and have no clue what happened, this is possibly one of the most fucked up things I have ever read. I say this because this could have happened multiple times to me over the last few years after some wild nights out.

Overall I hope this sick fuck gets a long stint in jail and gets what’s coming to him by some much bigger fucking sicko.

Today let’s just imagine that you’re an ugly fat dude who has no sex life and love to fuck someone but of course no one will unless you pay them. How could you turn your life around instantly and be having sex with young beautiful girls and instead they be paying you?

No way in the world, 100% Impossible right? Well a genius from Philadelphia found a solution and all it involves is a deck of Tarot cards. He would ‘read’ chicks future and regardless of what cards they would pull he would tell them they represented very bad things and the only way to change their destined life path would be to suck his dick.

I’m not really one to have feel the need to get ‘my future read’ from a pack of cards mass made by 11 year old kids in China and sold at grocery stores for $10, but from what I have heard is people who do are a beer short of a six pack! Even in saying that, I would have thought that these people would have at least the brain power to figure this shit out. Fuck if I was getting my palm read and some fucktard told me I had bad things looming in my distant future unless sucking his dick, my first response would be to let him know he had very very fucking bad things coming to him in the very very short term future if he wasn’t the fuck joking.

I must give this man some credit though; the fact that he was able to think up a plan of taking multiple chicks money, doing the nasty with them while at the same time them none the wiser that they were bring both financially and physically raped with consent is complete fucking genius . If this man is able to accomplish this, imagine if he put his mind to something that would benefit human kind.

Now don’t get me wrong, in no way do I condone this shit, nor would I pass up the opportunity to belt the fuck out of this sicko but at some point you really have to say that people deserve this shit happening to them if they are going to be so fucking stupid in life.

What if you found out that your company was ‘restructuring’ and that a number of employees would be let go soon? Would you A) start looking for a new job? B) start kissing your bosses arse C) Hire a 6 Colombian hit man to kill your boss before he has the chance to fire you?

Well apparently if you’re Spanish you probably would have answered ‘C’ like this idiot.

Spanish police have arrested a man whom they suspect hired contract killers to murder his boss in a desperate bid to avoid being laid off

What a fucking idiot!! Did he honestly believe this would work? Did he honest think that all the ‘restructuring’ plans were ONLY in the bosses fucking head?

Besides the above, why go to the fucking extreme length of hiring 6 hit men when it would seem he could have easier killed the guy himself and A) saved money B) possible not got caught as half the world wouldn’t have been ‘in’ on it.

As most Idiot of The Week winners, there is always someone or something that helps put them above the rest and this case was no different.

In fear of losing his job, the head of services, through his sister, contracted a team of six Colombians who planned and carried out the killing, El Pais reported.

So not only could this dickhead not kill his boss himself but he also couldn’t arrange it by himself. This really raises another important question of is his sister fucking nuts also!! Seriously if my brother or sister came to me with this plan and was like “Hey.. ummm do you think you could get maybe 5 or 6 Colombian hit man to kill my boss so he doesn’t fire me?” my first reaction would be to punch him/her for being a fucking retard.

I guess the only positive of the story is that the parents are probably proud of their kids working so well together, of plus the fact they will save money every Christmas now as they won’t need to buy them Christmas presents anymore.

Note: No the picture isn’t of the hit man but it would have been so much fucking awesome if it was