In 1996 my friends and I went and saw the movie ‘Fear’ multiple times because the rollercoaster scene was as close to porn as we could legally get ourselves. At school every mother fucker was talking about it with some trying to relive it at the local carnival.
Admittedly I wasn’t too impressed with it myself, mainly because it was Mark Walberg and Reese Weatherspoon, perhaps if the woman had of been a some chick from more exotic origins and had a sexy accent I could see it being better. Anyway the point here is that after seeing the scene guys with girlfriends/friends who were girls would associate a girl saying ‘yes’ she will go on the rollercoaster with you as code for ‘yes you can stick your nasty dirty fingers in my vajayjay while I pull funny face’.
I’m not sure if girls were too scared to tell guys not to or not but that shit happened. As time went by and we were allowed into bars and could buy our own alcohol the nostalgia of this movie scene lost its place to the bed room, car or even park bench.
That is except for the 33 yr old US woman, Amy Wolfe who ever since a little girl she has loved going on a local ride to the point where she rides it more than 300 times a year.
She rides the machine 300 times a year and even gazes at a picture of it while in bed.
The ride is called ‘1001 Nachts’ (video) and basically is like a pirate ship ride. Of course its perhaps normal to ‘enjoy’ a ride or even ‘love thinking about it’ but she has taken it to an entirely new level by now wanted to fucking MARRY IT.
Miss Wolfe, who has never had a boyfriend, suffers from a rare condition called ‘objectum sexuality’ where people develop attractions to objects.
She says she will marry the ride called 1001 Nachts and change her surname to Weber, the name of the ride’s manufacturer.
What the fuck is the world coming to when Japanese men are dating pillows and American woman are now fantasizing about amusement rides. I remember when I used to think Michael Jackson was fucked up in the head but all this new shit coming out makes him look like your average black/white Joe.
Miss Wolfe said: “I tell him how much I’ve missed him and what I’ve been up to since my last visit. And I kiss the bits I can reach. The staff is really understanding.”
How the fuck are staff ‘understanding’, I know for a fact that if I was working that machine and seen some fat bitch line up time after time and watch her talking and trying to fucking make out with parts I would call the police to take her the fuck away…. well that or pull my phone out and record it all before uploading on here for the rest of the world to enjoy!!