This of course is a standard kid question but when one of the pictures came in, it didn’t appear so incident, resulting in the girls mother writing the teacher an explanation letter.
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week
before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we
had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people
were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing
around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel
we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly
before she turns it in.
This ‘Mrs Smith’ gets our Idiot of the week, not because of the picture but for the fact that she actually thinks we are dumb enough to buy it.
We all know she is a slutty stripper and that she has probably taken the kid to work a few times to many with the kid witnessing how easy it is to get money and how much attention mommy gets from the men with the money.
Overall lets keep our fingers crossed that this little girl can fulfill that dream of hers as the world can never have too many dirty strippers.