In China a man only known by ‘Qu’ was wanted by police for allegedly stealing dozens of electric bicycles in Anyang, central China’s Henan province.
The only problem for Qu was that he was captured on multiple surveillance cameras and spotted by a shit load of witnesses. Taking a page out of Osama bin laden’s book on ‘How to evade Authorities’ he decided to bunk himself in a hotel room for a month and put on as much weight as possible.
This of course seems brilliant at first glance and is completely something as a kid we would have thought of as fool proof, but this idiot who asked friends to deliver meals and snacks while going without any form of exercise for the entire month must have told one friend to many as one of them tipped of police of his whereabouts.
As has been in the case multiple times in the past, Idiot of the weeks have company from fellow Idiots that helped them in some way capture the weekly thrown and this week it was no other than the local Chinese police who upon receiving the tip off immediately acted upon it and interviewed the man but didn’t recognise him. Declaring the tip as a dead lead they returned to their station and a few days later receiving another tipoff that the man they are after was actually the man they interviewed.
Following this police quicky returned to the hotel and arrested the now heavy man and turned him in to investigators in control of the case who too had no clue who the guy was at first.
I did nothing for a month but eat, sleep and watch TV,” he reportedly told police after he was finally arrested.
So although he probably almost killed himself he did ALMOST evade the law which I guess kids could learn from this he, but the real positive I see out of all this besides the fact he now probably now strikes quite a resemblance to Buddha is the that when he gets to jail no one is going to want to rape a fat man so he may have just saved himself some sweet arse attention.