Back in the stone age it must have been awesome to be a man, not only could you do whatever the fuck you wanted without repute but also when you spoke the rest of the tribe probably had to listen. There was no such thing as cash so a few smooth rocks and a dead animal could have got you anything your heart so desired.
Let’s compare that to modern day (of course adjusting for inflation), so for example how much would you pay for a woman these days since rocks and meat just ain’t worth what they used to. (I guess you could answer this question exactly with a little undercover research of some Russian/Thai dating sites but let’s just assume these don’t exist.)
Well now with that figure in your head would you be willing to pay more or less if she was the daughter of a former president? If you said less then you probably from Kenya, because 39year old Godwin Chepkurgor decided he would make a play for former president Bill Clintons daughter ‘Chelsea’ by offering 20 cows and 40 goats to take her out of Bills hands.
To be fair, before you laugh 20 cows and 40 goats in a country like Kenya are probably valued a little higher than they are where your reading that from (I know that because poor countries don’t even have electricity yet so the net is obviously nonexistent right??!!)
I don’t know about you but I feel Bill should give it some thought because it would seem Godwin is a stand up, one woman kinda guy. He previously made the offer back in 2000 through a letter which probably cost him a few goats just to fucking post.
Not to be disheartened he quicked jumped at the chance to see/speak with Hillary upon her visit to Kenya in the hope she may see some sense in the deal. Upon his offer she promised to tell her daughter all about his interest even though it was in the middle of her public forum at the University of Nairobi.
Although Godwin is already married, is it permitted in Kenya to have more than one bitch so – technically Chelsea will become his second bitch when the Clintons finally take up his offer.
Overall no matter what way you look at it, this guy has some balls. Well either that or he is like Brendan Fraser in Encino Man and hasn’t been updated on the value of a bitch in modern day yet….