IDidItMyWay

In 1996 my friends and I went and saw the movie ‘Fear’ multiple times because the rollercoaster scene was as close to porn as we could legally get ourselves. At school every mother fucker was talking about it with some trying to relive it at the local carnival.

Admittedly I wasn’t too impressed with it myself, mainly because it was Mark Walberg and Reese Weatherspoon, perhaps if the woman had of been a some chick from more exotic origins and had a sexy accent I could see it being better. Anyway the point here is that after seeing the scene guys with girlfriends/friends who were girls would associate a girl saying ‘yes’ she will go on the rollercoaster with you as code for ‘yes you can stick your nasty dirty fingers in my vajayjay while I pull funny face’. Read more…

While growing up my brother and I had all the video game systems, first there was Atari which was upgraded to Nintendo, Sega Mega Drive, Nintendo 64, Playstation and lastly Playstation 2 before we grew up and decided that getting drunk and chasing chicks was both more productive and fun.

Out of all the games of all those systems the one that easily brought the most joy hands down was Mega drive’s Mortal Kombat. We were about 12 or so and we would be playing that shit nonstop, from Friday afternoon after school until Monday morning we were in the zone. It’s important to remember that this is prior all the energy drink shit that kids are on today so if we had that I can only imagine it would have been even more fucking awesome. Read more…