Is there any cooler way to make that important phone call to your special friend than with an iPhone.
Recently while I was in a coffee shop patiently waiting for my drink, I looked around and noticed a number of coffee lovers playing around on their iPhones. This got me thinking about what these not only technologically aware but also savvy people probably do for a living, which then lead on how their primary use for such a high tech price of technology is probably used every moment of the day to complete multimillion dollar business deals (of course in between these deals playing games and shit).
Visually comparing these blessed individuals for links quickly found there are many;
The Business Man Who Got Told To Get One In Order To Stay With The Times
These idiots have no idea why they need one, nor how to fucking use on. They carry it everywhere to impress clients they are technically in front of competitors but use it for no more than calling someone. At home they are constantly asking their kids to show them how to make it play that funky noise again.
The Kid Who’s Parents Buy It To Show The World They Must Have Money
When I was a kid I would go to the park and back on my bike making sure to get home before 5 for dinner. As I couldn’t read my watch (give me a break, it wasn’t digital) and yes I would occasionally be late.
Luckily kids these days now have the iPhone to keep them on schedule, I’m sure through the use of so much technology in such a small device and the billion daily planner apps out there kids everywhere are now simple loving life.
The Chick Who Got One Because Everyone Else Has One
These users are everywhere, you can often catch them walking through a shopping mall while typing away super mega important text messages which when not involving ideas for world peace or solving world poverty include topics such as who they fucked last night and how they vomited in their bag but no one saw it so it’s all cool.
Without the iPhone’s extreme technology, these important messages would unfortunately have to be typed on old technology (you know the one with those silly little buttons).
The Mother Who Needs One To Stay Cool Or Appear They Have Shit To Do
Without an iPhone how can these youth grabbing woman stay cool? Also how can they possible remember who they are having coffee with today without constantly referring to their daily calendars?
and lastly my most favorite iPhone user
The Look At Me I Have An iPhone Self Photo Person
Not only is it enough that these idiots fit into one of the above catagories, but they go one better by stepping out outside their category and join this exclusive club by uploading a picture of themselves with their iPhone for the rest of the world to see.
Notable Mention; The Only Old Person To Ever Own One
