How uncomfortable is a train trip when you have some idiot who has chosen to sit face on to the direction of the entire fucking carriage and look directly back at everyone. Why on earth anyone would want to sit in that stupid back seat is beyond me.

Today on the train, there was some idiot who got on and walked passed a number of available seats on his way to the very end seat to then face everyone. So this meant that I had to look at this dickhead for almost 90minutes before he finally got off. This got me thinking, what other seat people do I hate? I then remembered just how much i hate people who position the seats the wrong way so it is either a group of 4 or 6. Read more…

On Saturday while walking around Circular Quay in Sydney I noticed an above average looking chick holding up one of those ‘free hugs’ signs that were all over the tv years ago, as I got closer I noticed there was even an old dude with the same sign right next to her. Amazed by the situation and contrasting choice available, I stood there staring to see what kind of people want hugs from these sign baring strangers while also pondering why these idiots would waste a perfect weathered Saturday to let complete fucking strangers feel them up.

Don’t get me wrong, hugs can be alright when you know the person or they can even be a pretty smooth way of trying to get in with a chick at a club (you know the ‘heyyyyyyyy’ hugs) but in both cases you have the choice of who you are/attempting to hug. Not in these idiots case, they are standing their inviting any fucking body to come and get in grab/squeeze. Read more…