Last weekend while out at a rather expensive upper class restaurant on a date, after a few alcoholic beverages I felt the need to make a trip to the bathroom before desert. As I opened the main door I was surprised to find a couple of old men (easily 75+) making their way to the urinals while chatting with one another.

As per urinal etiquette, I made my way to the furthest one away from the old men although while draining my body, I heard the older men whispering to themselves with “ohhhh” and “ahhhh”. As this was rather a little unusual I decided to slightly look over in their direction (OFCOURSE keeping my level of sight WAY ABOVE what no one wants to see) and noticed one of the men with both hands resting on top of his urinal, I assumed to balance himself. Read more…

Remember when you were too young to go to clubs and bars and you would see older people at house/street parties and wonder why the fuck they would be hanging out there rather than chilling at a club.

The truth is, it might not have been the day after your first club visit, perhaps not the next week, month or even year but eventually you start to realise that  going to clubs is hugely overrated when compared to the ‘out of control house party’ you used to attend.

Think not..? Well just take a minute to remember getting drunk out of your mind ‘on your way’ to the party that strangely only one of your friend’s knew the way there. Read more…