IDidItMyWay

Another fucking massive two weeks for me, I’m moving into my new place this Friday which is something to look forward to, on another plus this week I applied for a government job 5 minutes walk from my new place. It pays 10k more than my current job and has a shit load more time off so hopefully that will pan out.

The whole government job application process is complete bullshit though, first you have a phone interview, then a online timed test, then a information night, then a group activities day, then a face to face interview, then a medical and only upon successfully getting through all those stages do you get the gig. I’m at the group activities stage so it will be interesting to see what fucking nerds will be there.

This morning I watched a new comedy Central show ‘Tosh.0’ interesting show about shit that happens on the net, give it a try.

NOTE: no the image has no relevancy to this post in anyway, I just thought it was funny.

Firstly apologies for the break in posting, I kind of had a shitload of stuff come in at once which hasn’t allowed me any time to sit down and properly post an update here.

Basically last week I had an interview, birthday party, contract sitting and pulled over by the police for fucking speeding just to name a few.

Anyway I’m back behind the desk so will be updating as per usual again going forward.

Right at the moment I’m so fucking exhausted because I have six million fucking things going on in my life. Every time I get 5 minutes to myself my brain is so fucking active that it can’t stop thinking about shit that I could be doing at that the exact moment instead of nothing so basically the only time I’m relax is when I’m fucking asleep. Today for example all spare time was spent trying to sort out all the house contracts and shit for my recent purchase so that I can actually move in, add to this the fact that I’m 90% into the process of starting my own online business as a part time project.

Seriously where the fuck does time go when you’re old enough to drink? I remember when I was around 6 it felt like days went on for years and weekends never ended. Now every fucking day flies by and weekends never seem to even come around anymore. I don’t see this changing until I’m like 60 or so when thinking about how close you are to a bathroom is your biggest concern. Anyway once the house site and the side business are done I guess I’ll have way more time to do whatever I want to do so until then more coffee and beer seems the only solution.

Over the last two days one of my works biggest suppliers have had a huge issue and it has resulted in thousands of people being effected and not receiving email etc.. Anyway this one fucking idiot keeps calling me up every 20minutes and having a fucking baby whine about how and why it’s not right.

In all honesty I don’t give two fucks if he has been waiting for an important email to arrive but I stay professional and give the fucking idiot all the answers he wants. Then the polesmoker turns around and complains about why I am telling him that. The funny thing about this idiot is that he truly believes he is the only one in the world who is affected.

I fucking hate people like this, people who fucking call and call and no matter what you tell them they don’t want to listen. I wish to good that he would come into the office to see how tough he is face to face opposed to purely over the phone.
Fucking idiots…..

A man in California has sold his 14 year old daughter for $16,000. How much of a fucking idiot is this guy, not only is $16,000 a steal for a 14 year old but its fucking inhuman in the times we live in. How this guy could have just put his hand out and taken the $16,000 and walked away without his daughter is insanity. The only thing more comical then thinking about how this guy’s brain manages to wipe his own arse after taking a shit is the thought of what he was thinking he will tell the wife when he gets home minus a daughter. I bet he would have been thinking all types of golden excuses for being daughterless; perhaps “a bright light came from up above and zapped her up, there was nothing I could do”. Or another golden one might be “she turned into a Bat and flew away”.

The arse kicking this man would have got (unless of course his wife is anything like him) would have been something to play the Benny Hill theme too.  But what separates this story from the hundreds that IDIMW readers from Iran and shit probably hear of everyday is the fact that after a week on no payment being received the man was left with no choice other than to go to the cops and explain the situation as he knew they would be sympathetic to him. This would be like a crack dealer getting robbed and crying to the cops about everything that was taken, in fact this guy is so dumb that if he was a crack dealer and got robbed he would try and claim the missing crack on insurance.

Fuck there really are some dumb mother fuckers out there…