IDidItMyWay

Why is it when on holiday people think it’s great to look like a complete dickhead? Today I was cruising through flickr.com looking at peoples stupid pictures and came across a ton of idiots who think it’s funny/original to pretend to hold up The Leaning Tower of Pisa.

After doing this research it has been revealed that it’s not only modern idiots doing it but it seems to be a behavior that has been happening for many decades now.  In fact it’s quite possible someone you know may have at one point keep the idiot dream alive and may even try to sell the stance to anyone who will look through their holiday snaps.

OK OK so if it was so bad why would I write about it here also then? Well that’s because I managed to find an upside to this issue and that is the innovative people who now go there on a regular basis to see how many idiots they can capture in one frame in the leaning position. Just from my 5 minutes of looking into the sport I managed to find a few contestant entries with the most being 4 people in a shot.

Knowing this exciting twist to the story, if i live closer I guarantee I’d capture the mostest!!

For a few years now I have thought about composing a book either of the strange events that I have experienced (see first few entries for examples) or about some offbeat topic which the world secretly loves to know about but is too embarrassed to experience or admit.

Well my thinking that it would be a piece of cake due mainly to the way authors are constructed in movies where they just drink coffee in Starbucks and sigh a lot came crashing down before me after an article I read last week.  (Article)

In the article it tells of some guy called Samuel (but prefers Joe for some reason) who apparently shared my idea of writing an offbeat book which the masses would go crazy over.. but rather than keeping it on the ‘to do someday’ list, old Joe actually put pen to paper about the serious topic of Plumbing. After writing the entire book, going to the trouble of publishing it, Joe’s next step it seemed was to have a book signing day which as many as possibly 11 people attended.

After reading the article the thought that came to mind immediately was ‘I so fucking wish I was there and drunk’ which was followed but ‘fuck imagine the effort he went through for nothing’ which quickly returned to the wishing I was there to see the disappointment, embarrassment which must have been all over his face.

Anyway overall I have decided to keep the thought of writing a book in the future open, only because I know my book would be fucking awesome and who ever didn’t show up would be the ones embarrassed about not being in the presence, even if only for a brief moment of such an awesome awesome man as I.

Ok so lately this place has been getting a shit load more hits/visits so in honor of everyone now visiting I would like to say a big ‘Fuck off!!’.

I write here because I want to not because I feel that my life will be any richer because you spared a few moments a day to read my random thoughts entries you shit head.

In other news, I’m now working again! As I wrote last Friday how my old boss contacted me, so because of this I have been working the last two days and already am starting to remember why work was so fun shit boring. Some of the customers are complete fucking idiots who need a punch towards the top edge of the ear to make them realize that the world is not their fucking oyster and that they instead have shit for brains.

To finish off this entry I was watching a foreign tv show about 30minutes ago and had to turn it off after only 6 minutes and 45 seconds because it was fucking annoying having to read the subtitles.

It’s already Friday; I can’t fucking believe how fast the weeks are going passed now. It appears that when you’re not working you’re not counting down the days until the weekend so when Friday comes it’s kind of a surprise.

Well looks like I’m going to have some income coming in shortly, my former boss phoned me yesterday to ask if I’m interested in part time work until I find my new job. In my head I was thinking fuck yes I’m interested in making some money rather than wasting away next to the phone but casual said ‘yeah I guess’. Anyway pans out that I’ll be working 2.5 days a week at the same wage rate I was on before so basically it’s exactly as it was before I quit except I don’t work as much. The real plus factor is that I can work from home so I won’t waste half my day on the train there and back which is awesome. I’m still hoping that something else will come up soon but for the moment glad to be getting so cash.

In other news my car got a fucking puncher today, it had a 4 inch nail in it. So I had to go get that repaired which set me back another $35 which is as convenient as a kick to the dick.

OK, I have applied for another 15 jobs since my last entry but still no word back. So haven’t been doing anything really, yesterday I bet on the horses and managed to pick up a few dollars which was good.

Also caught up on some tv shows I was either behind in or not aware of yet. Anyway I caught an episode of a ‘double shot at love’ which is a dating show that has the same concept as the Tila Tequila’s ‘a shot at love’ instead it has twin sisters this time who are both bi sexual which got me thinking. I’m sure their parents are aware of this show so I wonder how they feel about it? I know if I was their father and I would fucking piss me off.

Honestly on this episode there was a dumb sufer guy who happens to win the episode challenge and got to go on a private date with them both. During the date he had alone time with each sister and was making out with both of them. Sure it’s exciting/a fantasy for him but really how classy are these girls… both watched the other with the guy and had no problem with it. In a club this could be put down to perhaps drunk girls but on national tv is just dirty.

Now that they have stretched the concept from Tila to twin sisters, I’m guessing its only a matter of time before they find some gay triplet guys or something and before it becomes a reality I would like to say I shall not be watching it, BUT should they find bi triplet ladies then I probably will….
Overall I’ll probably keep watching since I have so much time up my sleeve and not enough other shows to fill it in at the moment.

Ohh also I lost big on the Oscars the other day too, how the fuck did Mickey Rourke loose to Sean Penn?