How uncomfortable is a train trip when you have some idiot who has chosen to sit face on to the direction of the entire fucking carriage and look directly back at everyone. Why on earth anyone would want to sit in that stupid back seat is beyond me.

Today on the train, there was some idiot who got on and walked passed a number of available seats on his way to the very end seat to then face everyone. So this meant that I had to look at this dickhead for almost 90minutes before he finally got off. This got me thinking, what other seat people do I hate? I then remembered just how much i hate people who position the seats the wrong way so it is either a group of 4 or 6. Read more…

On Saturday while walking around Circular Quay in Sydney I noticed an above average looking chick holding up one of those ‘free hugs’ signs that were all over the tv years ago, as I got closer I noticed there was even an old dude with the same sign right next to her. Amazed by the situation and contrasting choice available, I stood there staring to see what kind of people want hugs from these sign baring strangers while also pondering why these idiots would waste a perfect weathered Saturday to let complete fucking strangers feel them up.

Don’t get me wrong, hugs can be alright when you know the person or they can even be a pretty smooth way of trying to get in with a chick at a club (you know the ‘heyyyyyyyy’ hugs) but in both cases you have the choice of who you are/attempting to hug. Not in these idiots case, they are standing their inviting any fucking body to come and get in grab/squeeze. Read more…

iphonesmart Is there any cooler way to make that important phone call to your special friend than with an iPhone.

Recently while I was in a coffee shop patiently waiting for my drink, I looked around and noticed a number of coffee lovers playing around on their iPhones. This got me thinking about what these not only technologically aware but also savvy people probably do for a living, which then lead on how their primary use for such a high tech price of technology is probably used every moment of the day to complete multimillion dollar business deals (of course in between these deals playing games and shit).

Visually comparing these blessed individuals for links quickly found there are many; Read more…

fatfaceIn China a man only known by ‘Qu’ was wanted by police for allegedly stealing dozens of electric bicycles in Anyang, central China’s Henan province.

The only problem for Qu was that he was captured on multiple surveillance cameras and spotted by a shit load of witnesses. Taking a page out of Osama bin laden’s book on ‘How to evade Authorities’ he decided to bunk himself in a hotel room for a month and put on as much weight as possible. Read more…

belikemommyThis week’s idiot speaks for herself but I will explain the situation; in a US kindergarten class children were asked to draw a picture showing what they would like to be when they grow up

This of course is a standard kid question but when one of the pictures came in, it didn’t appear so incident, resulting in the girls mother writing the teacher an explanation letter.
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