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In China a man only known by ‘Qu’ was wanted by police for allegedly stealing dozens of electric bicycles in Anyang, central China’s Henan province.
The only problem for Qu was that he was captured on multiple surveillance cameras and spotted by a shit load of witnesses. Taking a page out of Osama bin laden’s book on ‘How to evade Authorities’ he decided to bunk himself in a hotel room for a month and put on as much weight as possible. Read more…
This week’s idiot speaks for herself but I will explain the situation; in a US kindergarten class children were asked to draw a picture showing what they would like to be when they grow up
This of course is a standard kid question but when one of the pictures came in, it didn’t appear so incident, resulting in the girls mother writing the teacher an explanation letter.
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Being a best man at a wedding has a ton of fucking perks, firstly there is the possibility of banging one of the brides maids, being the centre of attention without anyone caring how you behave and best of all being you get to organise the bucks party.
Well for one Aussie guy, a dream it was not as he is now suing the stripper for rape. Apparently while the second stripper of the evening while naked with a strap on dick was performing her act on the best man. He was on all fours with his arse hanging out of his pants. While she was simulating a sexual position he thrusted backwards leading to the pink dildo entering his arse. Read more…
Every time you refuel your car you’re making some dude in some far away eastern country even more fucking rich. Seriously who the fuck are these guys and what the fuck do they look like?
Since pretty much no one in the western world knows the answers, one smart Arab looking Frenchman in Australia, has decided to play on this and just start telling everyone he is an Arab Price and has since managed to talk his way into using palaces, Ferraris, limousines and bodyguards while wining and dining beautiful women around the globe. Read more…
How long do you think it would take take a person to realize they had steered off course and were now traveling down a subway tunnel instead of the road? If your name is Max Kirsch you would have simply answered 200metres or more before I even finished that question.
This idiot from Germany who had just seen the new Harry Potter film was driving home when he took a wrong turn and ended up in underground train tunnel. Rather than fucking slam the brake on straight away and slam it into reverse while hoping no one saw your stupid arse go down the tunnel in the first place this idiot didn’t even realize. Read more…